{"id":1516705,"url":"http://info.mzalendo.com/api/v0.1/hansard/entries/1516705/?format=json","text_counter":360,"type":"speech","speaker_name":"Sen. M. Kajwang’","speaker_title":"","speaker":{"id":13162,"legal_name":"Moses Otieno Kajwang'","slug":"moses-otieno-kajwang"},"content":"other animals had tails. He looked at the cow; the cow had a tail. He looked at the cat; the cat had a tail. He looked at the other animals, they all had tails. So, the monkey demanded, “Almighty God, please give me a tail.” So, the story has it that the monkey was given a tail but was given the longest tail of all of them. We might want to be the majority, but I will sympathise with Sen. Madzayo if he will be the Senate Majority Leader who will be coming here to explain the Social Health Authority and its efficiencies and inefficiencies; if he will be the Senate Majority Leader who will be coming here to explain the Housing Levy or the CBC. That is why we say the monkey asked for a tail but was given a very long tail. Let us be careful what we ask for. Thank you, Madam Temporary Speaker. I support the Motion."}