Yusuf Haji

All parliamentary appearances

Entries 321 to 330 of 1707.

• 8 Mar 2016 in Senate: Mr. Speaker, Sir, there were times when animals used to speak. The hyena saw a monkey with a red ass. The hyena said: “We cannot sleep day and night because we are looking for meat and others are so satisfied that they put it on their arse.” I am saying this because where I come from, in 2007, President Kibaki promised a road called Wema-Masalani, the Headquarters of Ijara. I followed up on the matter and the Head of Civil Service then, Amb. Muthaura, who wrote to the Ministry to tell them that that was the promise made by the ... view
• 8 Mar 2016 in Senate: On a point of order, Mr. Speaker, Sir. My narration of this is just like the animal farm and it has been understood. There are some people who are talking about tarmac and we do not have a single murram or all-weather road in our place. view
• 3 Mar 2016 in Senate: On a point of order, Mr. Speaker, Sir. Is Sen. (Dr.) Khalwale in order to give his own interpretation that the pilot was given instruction by the Deputy President? That is his own interpretation. view
• 3 Mar 2016 in Senate: Mr. Speaker, Sir, I will be careful next time. view
• 2 Mar 2016 in Senate: Okay, Mr. Speaker, Sir. When the Chairman was responding, he said that the Zika Virus can either be treated with painkillers or water. Is he aware I went to Mombasa and I felt a bit unwell and I was advised that if you have Zika virus, you drink pawpaw leaves. There is that theory also. Is he aware? view
• 2 Mar 2016 in Senate: You can call me “Professor” Haji. view
• 2 Mar 2016 in Senate: Mr. Speaker, Sir, when elections are near, I think many of us in this House, excluding me go to witchdoctors. The electronic version of the Senate Hansard Report is for information purposes view
• 1 Mar 2016 in Senate: Mr. Speaker, Sir, before I give any undertaking, may I request Sen. Muthama to clarify one thing. Machakos is a huge county and unless he gives specific areas where the harassment took place, it will be difficult to pinpoint what to do about it. view
• 1 Mar 2016 in Senate: Mr. Speaker, Sir, if that is the case, we will require a week to give the statement. view
• 25 Nov 2015 in Senate: Mr. Speaker, Sir, the statement is not ready. We will issue it next week. view